Thursday, October 19, 2006

Jonah Jameson Vs. the Television Media Industry!

Spider-Man is still fighting Doctor Octopus, who acts surprised that Spider-Man has the proportionate agility of a spider. Doc Ock must really have a shoddy memory, as this is far from the first time the pair have battled. Doc Ock even kept referring to Spider-Man as his archenemy and whatnot a week or so ago. If I had an archenemy, I think I would be pretty well versed in what powers they had.

Meanwhile, Jonah Jameson won't let some hussy with a cameraman and botox injections keep him away from a scoop. This is why Jonah Jameson successfully runs a newspaper: tenacity. Despite a loathing of Spider-Man, Jonah has a nose for news and will make sure the story gets told. Which is why he ran out and bought a camera and is now bravely sneaking towards the two super-combatants, ready to snap a few pictures and give the readers of the Daily Bugle something to talk about.

It's a shame, then, that he's bound to get injured or kidnapped in some way.

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