Friday, October 27, 2006

Blonde Mary Jane

The whole reason the usually red-headed Mary Jane donned a blonde wig is to avoid media attention such as this. This only goes to show one of two things:

1) Mary Jane is an attention whore and will draw attention to herself no matter what ulterior motives she may have.
2) Mary Jane's disguise sucked.

Considering how Mary Jane artfully maneuvers Maria Lopez to Jonah Jameson kind of rules out the first option. Next time, Mary Jane should probably consult someone who's good at disguises to hide her identity. You know, like a superhero...

Speaking of superheroes, Spider-Man's one-liner makes him sound like a pansy.

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