As predicted yesterday in the comments section, Spider-Man has made a web parachute which really shouldn't work. You'd think he'd want to use both hands in order to make the process go a bit faster, though. He is falling from a great height, after all.
16 years ago
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So, uh ... can't the Vulture just swoop down, hit the chute with his miracle spritzer, and we're right back where we started? Or is he too busy trying to figure out where he put those stolen jewels?
Nobody predicted that two extra forearms would sprout from Spidey's arm though.
this is a temporary solution to a larger problem. Spiderman needs his own set of wings so he'll be fine in the future.
Perhaps he can make WINGS from his spider web too?
Ooooo! Oooo! Me! I called the web-chute! =) Now if Vulty is smart, he'll use his wings or his new, fancy gun to do away with the chute.
Sorry, lemme try that again. Spidey's web shooters spray out ropelike strands of webbing, right? What, did he use the proportionate fabric weaving skills of a spider to turn it into parachute cloth?
Should just signed an endorsement deal with Red Bull. It gives you wiiiiiiings.
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