You're supposed to starve a fever and feed a cold, Mary Jane. Seriously. No wonder you're a model/actress/whatever and not a nurse. I know it's just some... triangles and coffee, but still.
Hey, you know how they could take care of the Vulture? Set up something on a rooftop, and put a sniper on a nearby rooftop. Wait for the Vulture to swoop in, and wham, a bullet right in the Vulture's face. He'd have no choice but to go back to jail to get medical attention. Oh, and while he was in there, Lefty could shank him for abandoning him, ending the menace of Blackie Drago forever.
The next storyline will no doubt feature Spider-Man matching wits with a meter maid who keeps putting tickets on Mary Jane's new car (which she will get). There will be little action, and will instead be a battle of wits between Spider-Man and the meter maid. Jameson will mention how Spider-Man is interfering with justice no less than fifteen times, but be dismissed as a crotchety old man despite being completely correct. In the end, it'll turn out that the whole thing is a scam because the meter maid is really a gangster's moll who is using phony tickets to bring in some extra cash.
Sadly, what's really going to happen is probably going to be worse than that.
8 years ago