Vulture steals costume jewelry from Mary Worth while Alfred Pennyworth stands idly by. Vulture stretches for pun! Film at eleven!Also, the Vulture has some pretty kinky ideas about getting live action, it would seem.
16 years ago
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Instead of giving a pearl necklace, he took one instead!
Oh, Blackie D'...You pulled a fast one on us in your pursuit for live action.
Good thing that necklace popped open so easily. Otherwise, Vulture would be lugging a garrotted Mrs. Verpoorten into the sky.
Otherwise... this is the opening salvo in the Vulture's reign of terror? This??? He's been stewing and plotting in prison for how long, and this is the best he can come up with? "I'll fly around until I spot a garden party, and snatch some old lady's jewelry"? Vulture's gonna get kicked out of the Supervillain Club.
I'm willing to give Vulture the benefit of the doubt here and say that the necklace is just going to financing his real crime escapades. He has been in prison for a while, it stands to reason that he needs some scratch to buy the pipe-bomb supplies he seeks.
God knows why I'm doing this when I'm obviously just going to be disappointed later.
What do villains do with damaged booty like that, anyway? Take the broken necklace to a jeweler first to be repaired (so it doesn't look like it was just yanked from some old dowager's neck), then hock it at a pawn shop? Seems like a lot of trouble.
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