Always with the stinking television. I wish his television set would just explode so he'd actually have to look for crimes to stop. I mean, right now, yes. This is about the only acceptable reason Spider-Man should be watching television: because he has the flu. Yet I can't appreciate that because he's always watching the stinking television. Now he's going to go out as Spider-Man despite his promise, all while trying to be back before Mary Jane comes home.
This will not work.
Even if he makes it back home before she does, it will not work.
You know why?
BECAUSE HE IS SPIDER-MAN.
SPIDER-MAN IS A PUBLIC FIGURE, AND HIS FIGHT WITH THE VULTURE WILL BE ALL OVER THE NEWS.
You know the best part? The very best part? If they go that route, then we'll have the next five months consisting of about two hours in strip. You just can't win with this strip. You just can't win.
8 years ago