Simon Krandis is a bad-ass!
How much of a bad-ass is he?
He's such a bad-ass that he ASSAULTS WOMEN!
Seriously, Mary Jane: RESTRAINING ORDER. Oh wait, I bet she's going to press her Spider-Summoner bracelet and Spider-Man, though wounded, will valiantly come to her rescue. Also: what happened to Jimmy Godero?
Note: I do not actually think that assaulting women makes you a bad-ass. In my opinion, it pretty much just makes you an ass.
8 years ago