Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Spider-Man's Temper Tantrum

Peter is throwing another hissy-fit. He has a lot of those. Perhaps I should start filtering them. Here's an idea: why not ask when she'll not be busy, or ask them to have her call you when she's done? Mary Jane obviously wants to talk to you, and though that blond is hardcore stereotyping men right there and planting doubts in MJ's mind, nothing will change that. Obviously, though, the interview tonight is only going to exacerbate matters. Chances are Lopez is going to steal a kiss from Spider-Man, Mary Jane will see, and everyone is going to be in a terrible mood. Poor Land Captain cannot help (see his blog for details on that) and we're not even going to mention Kurt Kordok who, if he is the Kingpin in disguise, will no doubt have about seventy plans laid out by now to ensnare Spider-Man.

4 comments:

jvwalt said...

Ooohh, that blonde is obviously a Hollywood Lesbian Vampire Witch, about to sink her talons into sweet innocent li'l Mary Jane Watson Parker, and poisoning her mind against men.

For a guy who's been battling super-villains for four decades, not to mention being the target of J. Jonah's rants, Spidey sure is a sensitive guy. Proportionate sensitivity of a spider, most likely. Do male spiders get insanely jealous of their mates for the stupidest of reasons?

Anonymous said...

I see the giant movie crew man from December 5 has returned in the background today, however he is not towering over the spotlight behind him as he did two months ago when he ran in fear from Doc Ock. I wonder why he chooses to now hide his height-enhancing abilities?

Mike P said...

I think female spiders eat their mates...

Ken Begg said...

Is that woman checking MJ for nits?