Saturday, October 04, 2008

The Return of Loretta! ...oh, and Maria Lopez naked in a tub.

I'm willing to believe that Jameson's new blond assistant is actually Loretta the Slave-Woman, who has previously done her best to make Spider-Man's life miserable by alerting Mary Jane to the fact that another woman was posing as Spidey's wife, and playing masseuse to Simon Krandis. Here, she is attempting to further her no doubt nefarious plans by aiding Spider-Man's most prominent detractor, J. Jonah Jameson. Why are you doing this, Loretta, and when will it all end?

Also, my god, the last thing I was expecting to see today was Maria Lopez naked in a tub. Jameson would probably have a lot more to say than "!" if he knew.

TIL: Need you ask?

3 comments:

spideyfan said...

I should start collecting strips showing a single story, combine them together and place the story in a whole, might as well use it on "www.angelfire.com" as a digital comic, reading one story in a hundred comic strips is getting on my nerves

Paul Arrand Rodgers said...

It's better that way.

andrysb said...

I can't decide what to think about Maria calling JJJ while naked in the tub, hilarious or odd...

I'll go with hilarious