Hold on a second, your favorite wife? Your FAVORITE wife? When did you become a polygamist, Mister Parker? Furthermore, who are your other wives? I mean, we had Dara Dorset claiming to be your wife a while ago, but she admitted she was lying. Unless you've got Gwen Stacy in a closet somewhere, I'd suggest using a different term of endearment.
Ah, and you're a fool: beware the ellipses of Lopez!
TIL: That odd painting behind the television.
8 years ago