Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Tired of This

Shoot him with a sniper rifle while he's menacing a group of elderly rich people atop a building. Seriously, not that hard.

7 comments:

NotPigeonV2 said...

The ladies love a man who can fly.

Tommy said...

You gotta love the emphasis on the *if* in panel 2.

Now on a perverted note, take panel 1 in the wrong context and with the angles, and it looks like MJ is giving Pete a major reason not to get out of bed. :P

jvwalt said...

Oh, but Spider-Man simply must rise from his sickbed and save our city from the Evil Villain Who Occasionally Stages a Hold-up!

Seriously, this ain't exactly Galactus threatening to eat the planet. Get your rest, Peter; the Vulture can wait for a week or two.

Reggie White Jr. said...

I dig the sniper rifle method, but I vote for a rocket launcher. That way we're spared from the vulture's crummy dialog.

dlauthor said...

Hey! Looks like the Vulture intends to get laid!

Tommy Craig said...

Okay, since this awful storyline began, Peter has told Mary Jane at least four times that I can find, "Okay, honey. You win!" But that's not all! I also count at least 12 times she mentions Peter having the flu (either "You've got the flu, Peter!" which is the most popular choice, or some other variation such as "Oh no! Peter has the flu!"), AND at least five other times Peter says, "I have to go after the vulture!"

Seriously, Stan... It's time to think up some new dialog, or maybe a new plot point. Anything but more you wins, you've got the flus, and I have to fight the vultures!

Bryce Baker said...

a sniper rifle would never work, you use rifles on big game like The Rhino. For birds like The Vulture it's all about the 12 gauge shotty