Saturday, March 01, 2008

Spider-Man: Suffering Only a Mild Headache

Spider-Man, as we can see, is in one piece. The man has a headache, but I would consider that a pretty mild result of being in an explosion. Not only that, but his costume is still immaculate despite being caught in that same explosion. This means that Spider-Man's costume is much more resilient than he is, considering how it's not complaining about its fibers hurting or anything.

We're going to spend the next week watching a punch-drunk Spider-Man unsteadily swinging towards Mary Jane and her bracelet, all while Mary Jane acts like she's actually attracted to that disgusting Simon Krandis. By the end, everything will work out and Mary Jane will make some pun about her acting ability. I pray this is all over by April.

4 comments:

Andrew said...

I expect the Persuader's interest in Mary Jane will be the key here. I don't expect that to be set up with no payoff - plus the Persuader seemed quite upset by the stalking-by-proxy mentioned in the last strip. Maybe he'll turn out to be a chivalrous bruiser who gets so offended by Krandis' ungentlemanly advances that he beats him up - although I'm at a loss as to why he'd go so far in helping Krandis with his plot to abduct Mary Jane if that is the case.

Mat said...

And then we'll have to find out whose robot car it was. Or not.

Anonymous said...

Congrats, with Josh out for a bit, you've moved into the top three funniest comics snarks.

Mike P said...

Thank you. =)