Notice the gleeful look on Mary Jane's face when she posits that Jonah Jameson and Maria Lopez will be at each other's throats. Next thing you know, she'll be taking meddling lessons from Mary Worth just so she can see disastrous relationships. Speaking of relationships, I hope that Jameson and Lopez are just sharing a friendly drink after a successful broadcast. Reasons why:1) I'm pretty sure Jameson is married.
2) Jameson's heart would only get broken. Lopez only has eyes for her cameraman.
3) Jameson is probably like, three times her age.
Ah, wait. That's it. Lopez is a gold-digger who's after Jonah's immense newspaper fortune. Now all this makes sense. She pulled strings to get her target a job in Los Angeles (I doubt Jameson could become a broadcast journalist otherwise), and will proceed to seduce him and have her cameraman murder him so she can collect the money. Or at least she would if a certain web-slinger did not involve himself...
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Once there, Doctor Octopus will ensnare the new meddler, and use her supposed psychic powers to cause the residents of Charterstone to follow only his bidding. When Spider-Man arrives, he will have to face the might of the AARP Army!
I am in awe of that idea.
If I had better photoshop skills, I would do it myself. As it is, they're rather lackluster.
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