Drunken Octopus?

Dear God. Doctor Octopus is a disheveled mess. What did he do, sit around watching television all night, hoping to see something about Spider-Man? Then again, considering his odd speech pattern and declaration of intent, he was probably out all night drinking. In any case, this strip brings me much joy due to it not involving Jonah's subplot at all. Also, it would appear that people on the west coast are infinitely more intelligent and observant than people on the east coast. In comic time, Spider-Man and Mary Jane haven't been there a month and the media is already picking up on a connection between the two. In any case, you can bet your apples that at some point in the near future Doc Ock is going to kidnap Mary Jane.