Well, if you discount all the metaposts, this is the hundredth post! It looks like Spider-Man is going to be on television. Chances are Jonah will bust in during the interview and start ranting about how much of a menace Spider-Man is, or Kurt Kordok will realize that this would be the perfect time to strike. In short, Spider-Man's spider-sense should be tingling right now because there's no way he's getting out of this unscathed.
Saturday, February 03, 2007
100th Comic Post
Well, if you discount all the metaposts, this is the hundredth post! It looks like Spider-Man is going to be on television. Chances are Jonah will bust in during the interview and start ranting about how much of a menace Spider-Man is, or Kurt Kordok will realize that this would be the perfect time to strike. In short, Spider-Man's spider-sense should be tingling right now because there's no way he's getting out of this unscathed.
Another hazard his Spidey Sense is failing to detect: Maria Lopez' womanly wiles. After her brief, and I'm sure unsatisfying, flirtation with Flattop, she's probably hankerin' for a little proportionate-strength-of-a-spider action. And with MJ off in the desert, well, even a superhero has needs, y'know.
ReplyDelete(I sometimes wonder how someone with super-strength, er, controls him/herself when being, ahem, intimate with a mere human. S/he could do some serious damage while in the throes of passion. Ahem.)
Maybe their partner does all the work?
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